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yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*

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whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

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leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

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kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

kaible:

"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."

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synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??
google drive

synchronizedlameness:

guys, you know what this means??

google drive

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Setup for #funknwaffles I’m all about that duct taped double stack! #drums #drumkit #vicfirth #sabian #bosphorus #hiphop #funky #mixed #music

Setup for #funknwaffles I’m all about that duct taped double stack! #drums #drumkit #vicfirth #sabian #bosphorus #hiphop #funky #mixed #music